A gnawing mouse knows no limit 4 he bites from one corner to another up in th ceiling.

Meeting fOr tHe fRogs: Let's jOin Our Jointed Limbs tOgetHer GeNTle fRogs & "hop" for tHe beTter...Yay!

I dont care how cool or nerdy you are, whenever you had an etch-a-sketch and shook it up to clean it up you looked like an idiot while shaking it

EAT BLACK CAT PINUTS BUTTER WITH BREAD

Girl: My duck can do something special

Teacher: What?

Girl: My duck can lay an egg

Teacher: Oh that's not special

Girl: Can YOU lay an egg

Teacher *confused look on face*

When a person cries and the first drop of tears come from the right eye, it's happiness But when the first roll is on the left, it's pain.

When you told me you finally found someone, tears came out from each eye.. the exact same time.

He believed that if muffins took over the world he could get out of his history preject. He believed it so much that he actually went home and baked them. Then threw them at the teacher screaming about world domination..

Just finished watching karate kid...Asians beware -_-

"i wanna get chocolate wasted"

When i was a kid i didnt wanna be a princess...i wanted to be a doctor so i could tell people they have diseases and put sticks down their throat