Cross my heart I hope you die!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

.........I don't get it.

I Don't care what you think bout me
cuz it cant be half as bad as what I think of you

To all the guys out there,
When you go to a restaurant and sat down, and you are wearing jeans,
PLease make sure it covers your A@#
I cannot eat looking at one and this happened this afternoon....yuk!

I broke the weight scale....guess why

Friends will help you up when you fall...

but true friends will push you back down and laugh...=)

Ohh those demn jeans they wont stop sticking on my skiin :O

( if you burp)

pardon me for being rude it was not me it was my food it just popped up to say hello and now it's gone back down below..

i heard it from my dad and had to put it on here!

Friend1:whats wrong?
friend2:my underwear!!!
friend1:what about it???
friend2:its giving me a wedgie!!!
friend1:what kind is it?
friend2:a thong!!

{ sing to the ABC's }
abcdefg, gummy bears are after me, one is red, one is blue, the yellow one just stole my shoe, when i catch him i will sue, then i will get back to you!