Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.

My teeth are yellow because i just had the yellow part of a boiled egg, not cause i'm lazy to brush my teeth!

(i tried this excuse, did not work)

If ur little brother wont shut up for gum smack it in his mouth and throw him out of the room

I took my phone to charge,
Connect it to the charger,
Waited for few hours,
I forgot to switch on the charger....

I got on the wrong school bus and didnt realize i did till 2 hours later then irealized i was in appalachian stead of owego my bad .......

In Every Single Tunnel Theres A Light At The End, Just Pray Its Not A Train

I entered a wrong car, and actually sat there for a minute before realizing that i was in the wrong car...

I had a wet dream about you last night...
i dreamed you got hit by a bus and i was pisssing myself laughing

Boys should tell their trousers dat it 's rude to point

A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!