Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • My life should have been like a box of chocolates; sweet, suprising, and suculent. Too bad my life turned out to be a box of ding-dongs...

    by Kayla Harris
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  • When a child falls down they just get up. But when an adult falls down they curse about it and tell everyone before they get up.

    by Pandoras Box
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  • NOTHING IS MORE SMART THAT THE SMILE OF KIDS

    by Ahmed Mamdouh
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  • If Superman was so smart,
    Then why does he wear his underpants over his pants?

    by Ashlee
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  • If i can stiill here you talk then my streo most bein borken

    by tyler montgomery
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  • The tooth fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money

    by your xl3 gone
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  • My mother told me never talk to strangers. That's why I never talk to myself anymore.

    by Twizzler
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  • WhenIWasInLikeYear2+3
    Me,AshleyAndStacey...
    \"SilkScreen\"
    GoodTimes.

    by KellyAnn
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  • What does ghost wear?

    Ans:Boo Pant

    by Elizabeth
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  • At a beautiful starry night,
    with a group children sat playing
    closed and talking to-gether while
    counting stars looking at the sky.
    It is written lovely for children.I could not forget this moment.

    by sfiawong
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