I love you like a fat kid love cake!!!!

[ H o m e w o r k ]
They say that it's there to help us learn.
But I say it's the teacher's revenge
for being trapped in that room for an hour with us

I'm only up in your kool aid 'cause you forgot the sugar!

I WILL POKE YOU WITH A SPORK!!!!

I say this one alot too!!!

If life gives you lemons, give them to another person!

"Last night i was dreaming that i was eating marshmelloes and when i woke up my pillow was gone."

Me:Mom! I got 100 for test!
Mom:Wow! That great! In what subject?
Me:I got 40 for math and 60 for english

People who don't know me think I'm quiet; people that do know me wish I was.

When life gives yous lemons
i make beef stew

by Andy Milonakis!!!

Growing old is mandatory
but growing up is optional