Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • " No more homework! "
    " No more books! "
    " No more teachers dirty looks! "
    " Weekend, Holidays, Summer! "
    " Yeah!!!)

    by Gwen
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  • When u get hurt, and someone holds up 3 fingers and asks "how many fingers am i holding up" u just want to say "im hurt not stupid"

    by Michely
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  • Daffy duck doesn't wear pants so why when he get out of the shower he has a towle around him?!?!?!?!

    by Kristen
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  • "you might think I'm crazy keeping my head in the clouds but how would you know what's real and what's not if you keep your feet on the ground?"©Nouna(i did not write)

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  • "I believe in fairies and in witches, too castles made of gold and elephants that flew"
    ©Nouna ( i did not write this...fav. line from Fairytails)

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  • Days will pass by and no will smell you or see you they will not even know you are gone Intel the day they ask if you have any dirty clothes to wash.

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  • .the voice told me.
    .'smile and be happy for it might get worse'.
    .and i smiled.
    .and i was happy.
    .and it did get worse.

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  • .at the beginning there was nothing.
    .then God said 'let there be light!'.
    .and there was still nothing.
    .but at least you could see it.

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  • Truffle shuffle!
    -iChunk

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  • I am no one. No one is perfect. Therefore I am perfect. (lol)

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