"When you are a kid act like a kid, and when you're a teen act like a teen, when you're an adult act like an adult, and when your dead, well act dead, this keeps the circle of life balanced."

No matter what dont take no one shit

You ever notice how hot air tends to build up as a teacher starts talking?
-Mr. Douglas

Zombies live in my house, I call them my family! We don't say a word, just sit and stare at the TV screen!

The call me coffee cuase i grind so fine

My mom makes the best blueberry and chicken pie.
-Alex

Im one of those people who laughs 3 times at a joke...
1. when its told..
2. once explained..
3. 5 minutes later once i actually get it

heard it from a friend! I love it!

I do believe in fairys i do i do

-lol

Ok..Easter..Jesus was nailed to a cross..and died..and then came back to life..so now we eat chocolate bunnies?I mean..HELLLLOOOOO!!! What is the point of this??

Whatsa difference between a grocery bag and michael jackson?

One is plastic and unsafe for children and the other one holds your groceries.