Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away, or at least until net years checkup

    by Erin
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  • I sparkle like a diamond,
    I shine like a pearl,
    can"t nothing compare to this baby girl!

    by Rehana
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  • If you want breakfast in bed then sleep in the kitchen!

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  • Rob was beating his sack when he broke his bottle!
    -Justin

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  • Rose are blue,
    Violets are purple,
    This thing doesn't rhyme,
    So i'm going to go eat a bowl of sugar!

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  • God made rivers,
    God made lakes.
    God made you,
    But, hey, we all make mistakes.

    by Sharon
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  • RoLl YoUr EyEs

    I'Ll Be HeRe

    WhEn ThEy GeT BaCk

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  • Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

    *Michelle*

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  • There's too much blood in my caffeine system

    *Michelle*

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  • She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon,

    *Michelle*

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