Down with Bush.

Row row row your boat
gently down the stream
push your friend right over the edge
and listen to them scream:)

.....muhahaha.........;)

The Greek Special is a huge 18 inch pizza, not a huge 18 inch penis as described in the add. Blondies Pizza would like to apologize for any confusion this ad may have caused.
*this was a correction printed in the californian..where is california anyway?

When people ask me my race i say human
-Liz aka The Poet

I hate bees...they should die!

Bunnies are cute....
But they make my brother

PUKE!....lol

Q: What do you get when you mix a dolphin with a blonde?

A: A really stupid dolphin!

If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Anyone can walk on water...
Just wait until it ices over

A fish out of water is like a man in water!