I dont hate you because youre fat!
Youre fat because I hate you!!

Of course I'm talking to myself,
Who else can I trust?

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
-Josie and the Pussycats

Why are guys pants half way down their butt even though they have a belt on?

Your mum's so fat when she steps on the scales they say 'One person at a time please.' lol

Hold my hand forever and i wont let go...unless my pants are falling

**its stupid but whatever, it happened to me and i was laughing**

The more we study. the more we know.
The more we know, the more we forget.
The more we forget, the less we know.
So, why study?

There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't

Im cuter than you and this bunny too!!!

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Imma virus and im entering ur brain
Sorry i'll leave
I cant seem to find one