If i throw you a stick will you leave?

DeaR YounglingS...Don'T AcT TougH CausE You'rE StilL A WeaklinG...

My Pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard
and Dam right you wanna trade cards
There like you wanna trade cards?
i will trade you
but not my charizard

I like making shampoo mohawks in the shower.

Don't yell. It's tacky.
-Rebecca

If ur cute then ur hot
if ur hot then ur sexi
if ur sexi i am single

* i really dident make this up my best friend sammy did buit its still really cute witch maks it hot witch makes it sexi and she is single*

"Whats the purpose of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see them?"

You're not fat. You're hot. I only said you were fat so you would give me your pizza --Eric, Boy Meets World

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if he's cute screw the dawn fruit.

U betta not be talkin about my momma if you want to talk about some ones moma talk about ur own