Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • SUMMER ISN'T OVER UNTIL THE SCHOOL BELL RINGS.

    ~NORA ROBERTS~

    by Alyssa
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  • Good night
    don't let the bed bugs bite
    if they do
    take ur shoe
    and beat then black and blue

    by chris
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  • Roll roll roll your joint
    lick it at the end
    take a puff hey thats enough
    pass it to a friend
    by baby boo

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  • If water was liquire and i was a duck i would go under and never come up but water and liquier and i aint a duck so pass me the bottle and shut the f.u.c.k up
    -by jessica i wrote this down in my quote so i wouldnt forget this

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  • "Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
    -Batman costume warning label

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  • You know what big shoes mean right? big socks. and do you know what big socks mean? big sock puppets!!

    by kk
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  • Every sponge need a snail

    (Spongebob Square pants and Gary)

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  • Supersonic idiotic disconnected bum infected ball scratching TURKEY!

    --hehe so cute=P

    by Lozzy
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  • Your shirt says Princess
    But your face says Troll!!!!!!!!!

    by Hether
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  • How do u make a kleenex dance? Put a lil bugie in it