"There was a little mouse with little feet, and he was sitting on my toilet seat. I pushed him in and flushed him down and watched him spin 'round and 'round."

-Dave!

Happy Easter Everyone I love chocolate Eat all You can coz the chocolates on me!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!

The cow goes moo, The sheep goes baaa. The duck goes quack, the cat goes meow, and I go Zzzzzzzzz.

If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?

-My friend said this...and i thought it was really funny!

Dont get drunk in school, it just makes everything you do harder and reactions become slower!!

Befor you judge someone walk a mile in there shoes so that you are a mile away and have there shoes!

Strangers are strange
But never let them fool you

Boy friends
Hurt you
And tear out your heart

Friends stab you in the back
And leave you

But Best friend's
Are always there and plus
They don't carry knives

Do you like plums?
I like plums.

My parents have these manx cats, and I hate to pet them, because there's no closure.
-Jordan

Let's get one thing straight. I'm not bright. Big words confuse me. I have the attention span of a rodent, and Wanda loves me anyway. And that should be enough for you.=P