Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, When I Go To Hell, I Smell My Poo

    LoL actually my friend made that but nyways its so damn funny. He said that during one of our class and then he ended up getting in trouble

    by blah
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  • You think your all that and a bag of ships, well im all that and a bag of skittles so taste the rainbow

    *its not mine but i thought it was funny*

    by Bibbitt CSI537
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  • Go away or i will meow, hiss, and do terrible things to you >:O

    by Micaela
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  • Everything i do i do it for yooooooooou

    by nicola
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  • Every Girl Wants EVERYTHING

    by lovehurts
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  • Smelly kelly has a jelly belly

    by holly
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  • Live the life of a normal guy...it won't hurt

    by gabriel
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  • Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble

    by nicola
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  • Beans don't make you fart! ....... They make you smart!

    by ooOh LaLa
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  • I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!!

    by Cara
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