Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • If we're not supposed to take candy from stranger, then wuts halloween all about?
    ~~~think about it~~~

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  • "hey everybody this is dory we're trying to find nacho, have u seen him, he has big eyes, orange, two stipes" DORY SAID.
    "DORY!, his name is NEMO"marlin said.

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  • One time I saw this kid in a wheelchair going down a hill and he was like weeeeeeeeeeeee!

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  • *Please Note one of my old teachers would say this!*

    By: Mr.Duhon

    ~*Noise Annoys!*~

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  • I lay there in my bed...looking at the stars and I think to myself... where the hell is my ceiling?

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  • Hey there funny lookin' kid. Why do you have bubbles in your glasses?