Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • I wish you a happy lunch!!!

    My bologna has a 1st name its OSCAR!

    My bologna has a 2nd name its MAYER!

    Oh I love to eat it everyday!

    And if you ask what ill say!!

    Cause Oscar Mayer has away with

    BOLOGNA!

    Oscar Mayer corp

    by Jerika
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  • The hokey pokey IS what it's all about

    by rachyBBY
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  • 80% of the final exam will be based on the lecture you missed, or the book you didn’t read.

    by crystal
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  • Boogers are red,boogers are green,if ull look in da mirror,u'll know wat i mean!
    Me and my friend Maya made dis up!=D

    by Antuane
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  • Good girls are really bad girls that dont get caught.

    by yup
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  • 1 1 was a race horse
    2 2 was 1 2
    1 1 1 1 race
    2 2 1 1 2.

    not mine.

    tell me if u understand it. think really hard

    by kirsty
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  • Oh I wish I were a three legged puppy... That is what i'd truely like to be, cuz if i were a three legged puppy... I wouldnt have to lift my leg to pee!

    (Sing to the tune of the Oscar Meyer song)

    by Casey
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  • "if our teachers piss us off we should be able to give them bit*hes a time-out"

    by jabari formally known as jeffrey A.K.A. platinumboy
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  • A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey

    by Jaelly Longoria
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  • The moon looked like a pancake, lightly buttered...

    by Joy
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