Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • No matter how good are you at something... There's always an Asian kid did it better than you.

    by PorcelainMoon
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  • 1 1 was a race horse
    2 2 was 1 2
    1 1 1 1 race
    2 2 1 1 2.

    not mine.

    tell me if u understand it. think really hard

    by kirsty
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  • Oh I wish I were a three legged puppy... That is what i'd truely like to be, cuz if i were a three legged puppy... I wouldnt have to lift my leg to pee!

    (Sing to the tune of the Oscar Meyer song)

    by Casey
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  • "if our teachers piss us off we should be able to give them bit*hes a time-out"

    by jabari formally known as jeffrey A.K.A. platinumboy
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  • A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey

    by Jaelly Longoria
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  • The moon looked like a pancake, lightly buttered...

    by Joy
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  • If we're not supposed to take candy from stranger, then wuts halloween all about?
    ~~~think about it~~~

    by stephanie
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  • "hey everybody this is dory we're trying to find nacho, have u seen him, he has big eyes, orange, two stipes" DORY SAID.
    "DORY!, his name is NEMO"marlin said.

    by Jaelly Longoria
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  • One time I saw this kid in a wheelchair going down a hill and he was like weeeeeeeeeeeee!

    by will u pick me up when i fall?
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  • *Please Note one of my old teachers would say this!*

    By: Mr.Duhon

    ~*Noise Annoys!*~

    by Minlow20
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