Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Good girls are really bad girls that dont get caught.

    by yup
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  • 1 1 was a race horse
    2 2 was 1 2
    1 1 1 1 race
    2 2 1 1 2.

    not mine.

    tell me if u understand it. think really hard

    by kirsty
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  • Teens, you should not be getting drunk. You're annoying enough as it is.

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  • *Please Note one of my old teachers would say this!*

    By: Mr.Duhon

    ~*Noise Annoys!*~

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  • One time I saw this kid in a wheelchair going down a hill and he was like weeeeeeeeeeeee!

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  • "hey everybody this is dory we're trying to find nacho, have u seen him, he has big eyes, orange, two stipes" DORY SAID.
    "DORY!, his name is NEMO"marlin said.

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  • If we're not supposed to take candy from stranger, then wuts halloween all about?
    ~~~think about it~~~

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  • The moon looked like a pancake, lightly buttered...

    by Joy
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  • A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey

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  • "if our teachers piss us off we should be able to give them bit*hes a time-out"