I Don't care what you think bout me
cuz it cant be half as bad as what I think of you

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

.........I don't get it.

Girs should sue disney, cause they made us think there is prince charmings.....

In the interest of randomness, are you willing to quack like a bunny, moo like a kangeroo, and jump around like a snake running from a zebra?

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag their tails and not their tongues

Dont set yourself on fire it kinda hurts

Wanda: He thinks everything is funny. Watch.
[turns to Cosmo]
Wanda: Pudding.
Cosmo: HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding.

(From Fairly OddParents)

Cross my heart I hope you die!