Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • You know what big shoes mean right? big socks. and do you know what big socks mean? big sock puppets!!

    by kk
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  • "Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
    -Batman costume warning label

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  • Dont make me unleash my flying monkeys!

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  • Don't meddle with the affairs of dragons....you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!!!
    =)

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  • god made coke
    god made wine
    god made michael so fine

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  • god made coke
    god made wine
    god made michael so fine

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  • god made coke
    god made wine
    god made michael so fine

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  • SUMMER ISN'T OVER UNTIL THE SCHOOL BELL RINGS.

    ~NORA ROBERTS~

    by Alyssa
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  • Good night
    don't let the bed bugs bite
    if they do
    take ur shoe
    and beat then black and blue

    by chris
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  • Roll roll roll your joint
    lick it at the end
    take a puff hey thats enough
    pass it to a friend
    by baby boo

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