How do u make a kleenex dance? Put a lil bugie in it

Your shirt says Princess
But your face says Troll!!!!!!!!!

god made coke
god made wine
god made michael so fine

SUMMER ISN'T OVER UNTIL THE SCHOOL BELL RINGS.

~NORA ROBERTS~

Good night
don't let the bed bugs bite
if they do
take ur shoe
and beat then black and blue

Roll roll roll your joint
lick it at the end
take a puff hey thats enough
pass it to a friend
by baby boo

If water was liquire and i was a duck i would go under and never come up but water and liquier and i aint a duck so pass me the bottle and shut the f.u.c.k up
-by jessica i wrote this down in my quote so i wouldnt forget this

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
-Batman costume warning label

You know what big shoes mean right? big socks. and do you know what big socks mean? big sock puppets!!

Every sponge need a snail

(Spongebob Square pants and Gary)