"hey everybody this is dory we're trying to find nacho, have u seen him, he has big eyes, orange, two stipes" DORY SAID.
"DORY!, his name is NEMO"marlin said.

If we're not supposed to take candy from stranger, then wuts halloween all about?
~~~think about it~~~

The moon looked like a pancake, lightly buttered...

A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey

"if our teachers piss us off we should be able to give them bit*hes a time-out"

Oh I wish I were a three legged puppy... That is what i'd truely like to be, cuz if i were a three legged puppy... I wouldnt have to lift my leg to pee!

(Sing to the tune of the Oscar Meyer song)

1 1 was a race horse
2 2 was 1 2
1 1 1 1 race
2 2 1 1 2.

not mine.

tell me if u understand it. think really hard

Good girls are really bad girls that dont get caught.

Boogers are red,boogers are green,if ull look in da mirror,u'll know wat i mean!
Me and my friend Maya made dis up!=D

80% of the final exam will be based on the lecture you missed, or the book you didn’t read.