Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Dont do shit i did...do ya own shit...

    by gabriel
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  • F-a-t-t-y You ate too much PUMPKIN PIE you FATTY

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  • An apple a year, makes the dentist appear.

    by Yangyee
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  • You don't take kids to Cabaret. Unless you want to. I'd take my kids to Cabaret.
    -Stephen

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  • Oh, my God, you look like a rainbow exploded!
    -J.D.

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    i smile
    cuz i got no i dear
    wat is gonig on
    in this bluddy old world
    we are living in.
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    by nicola
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  • Father:
    Who was that on the phone?
    Mother:
    Some F**kin idiot
    Kid:
    Mommy, that doesnt narrow it down

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  • Oh! santa i have been good all thruogh year
    now its your turn to make me cheer.

    by chavii
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  • Love is like a new diaper
    for a while it feels good and fresh
    but eventually it really stinks!!!!

    love JMB2

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  • Don't pee on snow

    by Hannah
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