Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Live the life of a normal guy...it won't hurt

    by gabriel
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  • No, the penguins will not be joining us for dinner.

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  • Are you high?
    youre kooool...
    but when me high...
    me feels like a fool..

    by gabriel
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    i smile
    cuz i got no i dear
    wat is gonig on
    in this bluddy old world
    we are living in.
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    by nicola
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  • Oh, my God, you look like a rainbow exploded!
    -J.D.

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  • You don't take kids to Cabaret. Unless you want to. I'd take my kids to Cabaret.
    -Stephen

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  • An apple a year, makes the dentist appear.

    by Yangyee
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  • F-a-t-t-y You ate too much PUMPKIN PIE you FATTY

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  • Dont do shit i did...do ya own shit...

    by gabriel
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  • Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

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