Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • "Keep talking about me, your making me famous!"

    by Emily
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  • There is no I in TEAM....but theres an M and an E

    by Allissa
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  • Life is sometimes like a doughnut, Its like a circle and here and there we get a few sprinkles.

    by IzL
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  • When a child falls down they just get up. But when an adult falls down they curse about it and tell everyone before they get up.

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  • Girls rule boys r a fool

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  • Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.

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  • "i have to take a major yes"
    as the french say it!...(weewee)

    by stacee
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  • { sing to the ABC's }
    abcdefg, gummy bears are after me, one is red, one is blue, the yellow one just stole my shoe, when i catch him i will sue, then i will get back to you!

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  • "I was wondering why Freezbes got bigger as they got closer... Then it hit me"

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  • Good girls are really bad girls that dont get caught.

    by yup
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