Good girls are really bad girls that dont get caught.

When a child falls down they just get up. But when an adult falls down they curse about it and tell everyone before they get up.

Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.

You say the Bratz babies aren't slu*s? So your baby wears thongs, too?

The better you do in school...The sooner you get out

My Pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard
and Dam right you wanna trade cards
There like you wanna trade cards?
i will trade you
but not my charizard

Sum ppl r just like slinkies, theyre rlly good 4 nothing..
but they still bring a smile to ur face
when u push them down a flight of stairs

How do you spell school? P-R-I-S-O-N

Ide like to take this moment to thank Gwen Stefani for teaching the whole world how to spell 'bananas'

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To