The cow goes moo, The sheep goes baaa. The duck goes quack, the cat goes meow, and I go Zzzzzzzzz.

The most dangerous thing in the world?

Boredom--

Who can honestly say they haven't come up with some pretty creative ideas on how to take over the world, just because they were bored? I mean, building flower robots that hypnotise people.

You say the Bratz babies aren't slu*s? So your baby wears thongs, too?

Boys should tell their trousers dat it 's rude to point

Summarizing my biggest hardship in one word?

Kittens.

The furry little monsters that sleep under your bed at night. Or try to suffocate you in your sleep (by sitting on your face).

Ide like to take this moment to thank Gwen Stefani for teaching the whole world how to spell 'bananas'

My mother told me never talk to strangers. That's why I never talk to myself anymore.

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

I had a wet dream about you last night...
i dreamed you got hit by a bus and i was pisssing myself laughing

Top ten reasons i procrastinate
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