Fruit loops are just gay cherios

Hold my hand forever and i wont let go...unless my pants are falling

**its stupid but whatever, it happened to me and i was laughing**

Crying wont get you anywhere but screaming might.

Elmo watches you when you [sleep].

Danny: i know im dyslexic but....microsoft word htaes me

Okey dokey! and honkey dorey

If gossip was a drug then we'd all be wasted.

Im not hyper
im just inspired
by bordom!!!!!!!

I did my homework, i just forgot to write it down...

I said this in class once, was rather funny =)

A feather duck went ove to a rubber duck:What happened to you?

The rubber duck said without moving: I had plastic surgery!