Okey dokey! and honkey dorey

" When my little sis. fell down on the ground. I come & help her up, but when I fell she just walk away & laugh her ass off. "

Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

If you want breakfast in bed then sleep in the kitchen!

I See Said The Blind Man
As He Picked Up His Hammer
And Saw

If life gives you lemons, give them to another person!

There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus

Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the governmental process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...

I thought you were cool
until i looked in the mirror
and saw i was cooler