Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • I did my homework, i just forgot to write it down...

    I said this in class once, was rather funny =)

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  • Im not hyper
    im just inspired
    by bordom!!!!!!!

    by rachael
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  • Mental anxiety,
    Mental breakdowns,
    Menstrual cramps,
    Menopause...
    Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

    by Katie
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  • If gossip was a drug then we'd all be wasted.

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  • Okey dokey! and honkey dorey

    by David
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  • When people ask me my race i say human
    -Liz aka The Poet

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  • Strangers are strange
    But never let them fool you

    Boy friends
    Hurt you
    And tear out your heart

    Friends stab you in the back
    And leave you

    But Best friend's
    Are always there and plus
    They don't carry knives

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  • " When my little sis. fell down on the ground. I come & help her up, but when I fell she just walk away & laugh her ass off. "

    by Gwen
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  • I thought you were cool
    until i looked in the mirror
    and saw i was cooler

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  • I See Said The Blind Man
    As He Picked Up His Hammer
    And Saw

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