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You are what you eat |
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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. |
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Guy1:omg! |
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Of all the things that I have lost.........I miss my mind the most |
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Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight... |
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You said my room needed to be cleaned. You never said I had to clean it. |
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80% of the final exam will be based on the lecture you missed, or the book you didn’t read. |
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A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey |
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In Every Single Tunnel Theres A Light At The End, Just Pray Its Not A Train |
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Dnt you hate wen people say its always the last place you look? for gods sake thats obvious who keeps looking after they have found wat there looking for? are there people who do this? who and where are they? i'll kick there asses! |