Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Wanda: He thinks everything is funny. Watch.
    [turns to Cosmo]
    Wanda: Pudding.
    Cosmo: HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding.

    (From Fairly OddParents)

    by Linden
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  • Saw It....
    Wanted It....
    Had a Fit....
    Got It....

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  • Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

    *Michelle*

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  • Why be a Man if you can be a Woman?

    by Melly
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  • She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon,

    *Michelle*

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  • If Barbies soooooo popular then why do u have to buy her friends??

    by Tessa
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  • Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

    by Brenda
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  • The tooth fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money

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  • If Superman was so smart,
    Then why does he wear his underpants over his pants?

    by Ashlee
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  • "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

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