Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • I walked into a pole stairing strait at it!

    true story!

    by stacee
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  • Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama duck,
    llama llama cheesecake llama, tablet brick potato
    llama, llama llama mushroom llama, llama llama duck!

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  • "i wanna get chocolate wasted"

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  • God made rivers,
    God made lakes.
    God made you,
    But, hey, we all make mistakes.

    by Sharon
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  • A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

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  • That kick ass moment when your teacher calls on you because they thought you weren't paying attention and you answer the question right! It's like what now butthead ! :b

    by Jay
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  • "Last night i was dreaming that i was eating marshmelloes and when i woke up my pillow was gone."

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  • When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand icecream.

    by Ashley
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  • God made boys but we all make mistakes

    by emily
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  • ABCDEFG 3 gummybears are following me one is red one is blue the yellow one just took my shoe

    heehee.. i like that dont you?

    by Ashlin
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