Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • 1 1 was a race horse
    2 2 was 1 2
    1 1 1 1 race
    2 2 1 1 2.

    not mine.

    tell me if u understand it. think really hard

    by kirsty
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  • "hey everybody this is dory we're trying to find nacho, have u seen him, he has big eyes, orange, two stipes" DORY SAID.
    "DORY!, his name is NEMO"marlin said.

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  • IM so ganster i carry a squirt gun
    in one hand && candy cigerettes in the other
    ---DUH CAUSE IM COOL LIKE THAT

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  • Come to the dark side... We got cookies.

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  • God made rivers,
    God made lakes.
    God made you,
    But, hey, we all make mistakes.

    by Sharon
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  • Talk to my a.s.s because my face dont give a shit.

    -not mine

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  • Shut up voices! or ill poke you with a q-tip again!

    by Shauna
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  • "Last night i was dreaming that i was eating marshmelloes and when i woke up my pillow was gone."

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  • I walked into a pole stairing strait at it!

    true story!

    by stacee
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  • ABCDEFG 3 gummybears are following me one is red one is blue the yellow one just took my shoe

    heehee.. i like that dont you?

    by Ashlin
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