Talk to my a.s.s because my face dont give a shit.

-not mine

"hey everybody this is dory we're trying to find nacho, have u seen him, he has big eyes, orange, two stipes" DORY SAID.
"DORY!, his name is NEMO"marlin said.

Shut up voices! or ill poke you with a q-tip again!

IM so ganster i carry a squirt gun
in one hand && candy cigerettes in the other
---DUH CAUSE IM COOL LIKE THAT

Come to the dark side... We got cookies.

1 1 was a race horse
2 2 was 1 2
1 1 1 1 race
2 2 1 1 2.

not mine.

tell me if u understand it. think really hard

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey

“Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional”

MESS WiTH THE BEST DiE liKE THE REST

(MOM TRYING TO TEACH CHILD MATH): You're holding thirty dollars. Can you take thirty dollars out of that?
(CHILD): No.
(MOM): Yes you can.
(CHILD): No I cant.
(MOM): Why not?
(CHILD): Cuz then i wont have any left!