God made boys but we all make mistakes

God made rivers,
God made lakes.
God made you,
But, hey, we all make mistakes.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand icecream.

Shut up voices! or ill poke you with a q-tip again!

Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama duck,
llama llama cheesecake llama, tablet brick potato
llama, llama llama mushroom llama, llama llama duck!

"Last night i was dreaming that i was eating marshmelloes and when i woke up my pillow was gone."

Old enough to know better
to young to care

I just realized, I dont care

(MOM TRYING TO TEACH CHILD MATH): You're holding thirty dollars. Can you take thirty dollars out of that?
(CHILD): No.
(MOM): Yes you can.
(CHILD): No I cant.
(MOM): Why not?
(CHILD): Cuz then i wont have any left!

"Whats the purpose of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see them?"