If barbies soooo popular....then why do we have to buy her friends???

Guy1:omg!
guy2:what happen?
guy1:something bit me, give me a scalple! i saw this on animal planet

I dont hate you because youre fat!
Youre fat because I hate you!!

Parents...dont hit your kids...no seriously...they have guns now

You are what you eat
How does stupid
Taste anyway?

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Point to your head and say the abbreviation for mountain. (MT)

P.S If you don't really get that than what is says is true. Your head is empty. This was written by my cousin Joan.

Of all the things that I have lost.........I miss my mind the most

Try putting ice on it to keep the swelling down. Okay I'm going to shutup now because that sounded way too much like a mother thing to say.

You said my room needed to be cleaned. You never said I had to clean it.