Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Peter: what are all these parallelograms doing here?
    joe: you mean paraplegic??
    --FAMILY GUY

    by CrossMyHeartAndHopeToDie
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  • Talk to the hand cause the face don't give a damn,
    Talk to the wrist cause the hands pissed

    *So 10 years ago I kno...But I still find it funny to this day*

    by DeathsRose
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  • Parents...dont hit your kids...no seriously...they have guns now

    by phenom
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  • If barbies soooo popular....then why do we have to buy her friends???

    by stacee
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  • Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

    by Angel of Broken Dreams
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  • Guy1:omg!
    guy2:what happen?
    guy1:something bit me, give me a scalple! i saw this on animal planet

    by CrossMyHeartAndHopeToDie
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  • Dnt you hate wen people say its always the last place you look? for gods sake thats obvious who keeps looking after they have found wat there looking for? are there people who do this? who and where are they? i'll kick there asses!

    by kida
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  • What r u doin'? eatin' chocolate! where ja get it? the cow dropped it!!!! LOL

    by Olivia
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  • Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...

    by Katie
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  • In Every Single Tunnel Theres A Light At The End, Just Pray Its Not A Train

    by M 4 Michael
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