Flaming flying toilets eat chocolate num nums and drink lemonade

Vollyball
"if your not dieing your not trying!"
"no pain, no gain!"

A fish out of water is like a man in water!

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Darn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this; but not my charizard.

TEACHER: Explain Newton's First Law of Motion in your own words.
CALVIN: Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz.
-Bill Watterson

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
What the hell happened to you.

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...

What if this were not a hypothetical question??

Old enough to know better
to young to care

I put the FU in FUN.