IM N0 GiRL NEXT D00R
iM THE H0E D0WN THE STREET

Rules of My Life:

Rule #1..Im always right

Rule#2..If im wrong please refer to Rule #1

What if this were not a hypothetical question??

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
What the hell happened to you.

Vollyball
"if your not dieing your not trying!"
"no pain, no gain!"

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...

I just realized, I dont care

A fish out of water is like a man in water!

"Whats the purpose of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see them?"