Dont make me unleash my flying monkeys!

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

I just realized, I dont care

Old enough to know better
to young to care

IM N0 GiRL NEXT D00R
iM THE H0E D0WN THE STREET

A fish out of water is like a man in water!

I like making shampoo mohawks in the shower.

Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!

--simpsons

---lmao

Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi.

I really wanna touch this bug zappeer...but somthing keeps telling me its a bad idea