Dont make me unleash my flying monkeys!

"Whats the purpose of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see them?"

I just realized, I dont care

IM N0 GiRL NEXT D00R
iM THE H0E D0WN THE STREET

Rules of My Life:

Rule #1..Im always right

Rule#2..If im wrong please refer to Rule #1

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!

I like making shampoo mohawks in the shower.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me pretty
What happened to you?

Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi.

I really wanna touch this bug zappeer...but somthing keeps telling me its a bad idea