Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me pretty
What happened to you?

Don't pee on snow

Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi.

I really wanna touch this bug zappeer...but somthing keeps telling me its a bad idea

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

I like making shampoo mohawks in the shower.

Q:What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

A: Brown chicken, brown cow. (You'll only get the joke if you read the answer really fast.)lol.

A quote

hehehe the link said submit a quote and i did JUST that hehe

Pls read

ku ka ki ku ku
ka ku ki ka ku
ki ka ku ka ki
ka ki ku ka ki
ku ku ka ku ka
ki ka ka ku ka

congratulations!
you have succesfully learned the monkey language, come and claim your banana.....

Oh real mature. you just threw a cheese puff at my head. lol