If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Don't pee on snow

" No more homework! "
" No more books! "
" No more teachers dirty looks! "
" Weekend, Holidays, Summer! "
" Yeah!!!)

Q:What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

A: Brown chicken, brown cow. (You'll only get the joke if you read the answer really fast.)lol.

Doctor Bell,
Fell down the well,
And broke his collar bone.
A doctor should,
Attend the sick,
And leave the well alone!!!

Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!

--simpsons

---lmao

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

If idiots grew on trees this place would be an orchard.

Want to Know what my favorte thing about Gummy Worms is????......................

They Cant squrim back up your throat after you swallow them!!

YUMMMMMMM©

Never pee on an electrical fence.