Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Y does goofy wash his hands when he's wearing gloves????

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  • A quote

    hehehe the link said submit a quote and i did JUST that hehe

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  • Your shirt says Princess
    But your face says Troll!!!!!!!!!

    by Hether
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  • Roll roll roll your joint
    lick it at the end
    take a puff hey thats enough
    pass it to a friend
    by baby boo

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  • Love...
    Kiss...
    Embrace...
    and...
    clean their diapers your kid stinks!

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  • Pls read

    ku ka ki ku ku
    ka ku ki ka ku
    ki ka ku ka ki
    ka ki ku ka ki
    ku ku ka ku ka
    ki ka ka ku ka

    congratulations!
    you have succesfully learned the monkey language, come and claim your banana.....

    by Jayc
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  • Oh real mature. you just threw a cheese puff at my head. lol

    by emilyy
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  • I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!!

    by Cara
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  • If your happy and you know it .............get out of my house

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  • Daffy duck doesn't wear pants so why when he get out of the shower he has a towle around him?!?!?!?!

    by Kristen
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