Girlfriend It's 2 tight rnBoyfriend:Dontt worry,I well put it slowly,Girlfriend:Push it in,Boyfriend:Ah..I cant Girlfriend:its painful Boyfriend Forget it.ll buy a new WEDDING RING!

Down with Bush.

Why are you people rating my quotes negatively? just cause im anti-bush?
whos not anti-bush?he ruined our country..just cause i love america does not mean i have to love bush..

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat

"I've got a jar of dirt!"

Thats the qote that Jack Sparrow says and its the quote that drives my parents insane.

My friend Hayden said this to a guy in the hallway that lykes his gf:

guy-shabalaba ding dong

hayden- sucka on my wing wong

LOL

Kids in the back seats cause accidents,
accidents in the back seat cause kids ;)

Food is good.
Food is my friend.
It is here for me,
Until the very end.

*I sing this with a tune, give it a try it makes you happy tehe.

Your anger
makes
me HAPPY.

I took my phone to charge,
Connect it to the charger,
Waited for few hours,
I forgot to switch on the charger....