Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Peanut butter is for kids,
    peanut butter is just for us.
    so let it show all over our face.
    so lets just say this.
    PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

    by Love vs Fate
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  • The hokey pokey IS what it's all about

    by rachyBBY
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  • Why are you people rating my quotes negatively? just cause im anti-bush?
    whos not anti-bush?he ruined our country..just cause i love america does not mean i have to love bush..

    by Katie
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  • "I've got a jar of dirt!"

    Thats the qote that Jack Sparrow says and its the quote that drives my parents insane.

    by Christine
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  • Friend1:whats wrong?
    friend2:my underwear!!!
    friend1:what about it???
    friend2:its giving me a wedgie!!!
    friend1:what kind is it?
    friend2:a thong!!

    by stacee
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  • Kids in the back seats cause accidents,
    accidents in the back seat cause kids ;)

    by ShootingStar
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  • Down with Bush.

    by Katie
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  • My friend Hayden said this to a guy in the hallway that lykes his gf:

    guy-shabalaba ding dong

    hayden- sucka on my wing wong

    LOL

    by Alexis Bower
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  • Cross my heart I hope you die!

    by Rebecca
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  • Me+coke+chocolate= delite for me, but madness for others!

    by lisa
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