They say a dream is a wish your heart makes right? Well wow my heart wishes for some insane things...

*Once I had a dream that Barney was chasing me... He wanted a hug. I woke up terrified!! :)

If you kill all the wolves,
Then you'll have a crap load of bunnies.

&& keep your head up kid because
there are people killing to see you fall-*

I'm not retarded........I'm just possessed by a retarded ghost!!!

Girlfriend It's 2 tight rnBoyfriend:Dontt worry,I well put it slowly,Girlfriend:Push it in,Boyfriend:Ah..I cant Girlfriend:its painful Boyfriend Forget it.ll buy a new WEDDING RING!

Roses are red vilotes are blue i cant wait 2 run over u

"There was a little mouse with little feet, and he was sitting on my toilet seat. I pushed him in and flushed him down and watched him spin 'round and 'round."

-Dave!

I'm not a complete idiot!
Some parts are missing

Food is good.
Food is my friend.
It is here for me,
Until the very end.

*I sing this with a tune, give it a try it makes you happy tehe.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat