Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Roll roll roll your joint
    lick it at the end
    take a puff hey thats enough
    pass it to a friend
    by baby boo

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  • && keep your head up kid because
    there are people killing to see you fall-*

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  • They say a dream is a wish your heart makes right? Well wow my heart wishes for some insane things...

    *Once I had a dream that Barney was chasing me... He wanted a hug. I woke up terrified!! :)

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  • Peanut butter is for kids,
    peanut butter is just for us.
    so let it show all over our face.
    so lets just say this.
    PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

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  • Roses are red vilotes are blue i cant wait 2 run over u

    by Noelia
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  • My friend Hayden said this to a guy in the hallway that lykes his gf:

    guy-shabalaba ding dong

    hayden- sucka on my wing wong

    LOL

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  • I'm not retarded........I'm just possessed by a retarded ghost!!!

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  • Kids in the back seats cause accidents,
    accidents in the back seat cause kids ;)

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  • The hokey pokey IS what it's all about

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  • I'm not a complete idiot!
    Some parts are missing

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