Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • "Happiness is like peeing your pants.
    Everyone can see it,
    But only you can feel the wormth."

    By: Mike S. D.

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  • Your anger
    makes
    me HAPPY.

    by Kei
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  • Bean's, bean's the musical fruit.
    The more you eat,
    The more you toot!

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  • Okay, I'm full. I've eaten enough for eight people...got any cookies?
    -Ryan

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  • Im the kind of kid my parents don't want me to hang out with!

    by Katie
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  • I took my phone to charge,
    Connect it to the charger,
    Waited for few hours,
    I forgot to switch on the charger....

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  • Why does a chicken cross the road?

    Ans:Because it was green light!

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  • YOU PPL SHOULD LIKE READ MY POEMS AND COMENT THEM AND ILL DO THE SAME 4 YOU!plz plz plz!

    by stacee
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  • You know what big shoes mean right? big socks. and do you know what big socks mean? big sock puppets!!

    by kk
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  • If an eaglet is a small eagel then...
    Is a chicklet a small chicken,
    Is a small toy a toylet (toilet)?

    These are all jokelets...

    lol

    -Caroline Rhea on Hollywood Squares

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