They say the truth will set you free...
Then why is it that every time i tell the truth I'm sent to my room??

Row row row your boat
gently down the stream
push your friend right over the edge
and listen to them scream:)

.....muhahaha.........;)

I wont say ghosts dont exist cos I want them to believe our existence too.

If all else fails, blame your parents. Well, it's their fault for having you isn't it?

The tooth fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money

Why are guys pants half way down their butt even though they have a belt on?

People who don't know me think I'm quiet; people that do know me wish I was.

Love is like a new diaper
for a while it feels good and fresh
but eventually it really stinks!!!!

love JMB2

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."