Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • What kind of Day is it?????
    A HAPPY DAY

    What are we going to wear???????
    OUR SMILES!!!

    by Cheri
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  • Caca from a dog-

    whatcha doing
    eating chocoloate
    where'd you get it
    dogy droped it
    where's it at
    by the door
    whats it doing
    making more
    (heard it from my little sis)

    by Nyx
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  • Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of having a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble!!!

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  • You think your all that and a bag of ships, well im all that and a bag of skittles so taste the rainbow

    *its not mine but i thought it was funny*

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  • My son refers to farts as "food ghosts".

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  • I'm only up in your kool aid 'cause you forgot the sugar!

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  • Broccoli talks to me because the banana's red

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  • I used to love catching bugs, that was until my sister brought one home that lives in your tummy

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  • Cee ya later aligator
    after a while crocodile
    okie dokie artichokie
    ok im getting tired of saying good bye

    GOOD BYEEE

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  • ~I don't know what that word means, but that's what you are!~

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