Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of having a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble!!!

You think your all that and a bag of ships, well im all that and a bag of skittles so taste the rainbow

*its not mine but i thought it was funny*

Drop the CHOCOLATE and nobody gets hurt.

What kind of Day is it?????
A HAPPY DAY

What are we going to wear???????
OUR SMILES!!!

Broccoli talks to me because the banana's red

I'm only up in your kool aid 'cause you forgot the sugar!

Get me this, Get me that!
I guess im a spoilt brat!
Buy me rubies buy me pearls!
I love being Daddys li'l girl!!

Cee ya later aligator
after a while crocodile
okie dokie artichokie
ok im getting tired of saying good bye

GOOD BYEEE

I used to love catching bugs, that was until my sister brought one home that lives in your tummy

Subsitute: is amelia here?
amelia: actually its pronounced queen elizabeth