Your momma so fat Jesus cant even lift her soul

If you can read this thank your teacher.

Teacher stands in front of classroom writing on board
Student: Umm miss, i can`t see
Teacher: Well then sweety, open your eyes

5 lil monkeys jumpin on the bed
one fell off and bumped its head
momma called the docter
and the docter said
your kids are DUMB
they deserve to be dead.

How do u make a kleenex dance? Put a lil bugie in it

Here's a llama, there's a llama' an itty-bitty llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama, ........ DUCK!!!!

Broccoli talks to me because the banana's red

What kind of Day is it?????
A HAPPY DAY

What are we going to wear???????
OUR SMILES!!!

Drop the CHOCOLATE and nobody gets hurt.

You think your all that and a bag of ships, well im all that and a bag of skittles so taste the rainbow

*its not mine but i thought it was funny*