5 lil monkeys jumpin on the bed
one fell off and bumped its head
momma called the docter
and the docter said
your kids are DUMB
they deserve to be dead.

If you can read this thank your teacher.

Your momma so fat Jesus cant even lift her soul

Here's a llama, there's a llama' an itty-bitty llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama, ........ DUCK!!!!

Teacher stands in front of classroom writing on board
Student: Umm miss, i can`t see
Teacher: Well then sweety, open your eyes

How do u make a kleenex dance? Put a lil bugie in it

My mom: i thought you were hungry, are you gonna eat or facebook.
me: i also have to pee... i just dont know anymore

Guess what? what? Chicken butt!
Guess why? why? Chicken thigh!!!

LOL

Caca from a dog-

whatcha doing
eating chocoloate
where'd you get it
dogy droped it
where's it at
by the door
whats it doing
making more
(heard it from my little sis)

My son refers to farts as "food ghosts".