Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • I wish you a happy lunch!!!

    My bologna has a 1st name its OSCAR!

    My bologna has a 2nd name its MAYER!

    Oh I love to eat it everyday!

    And if you ask what ill say!!

    Cause Oscar Mayer has away with

    BOLOGNA!

    Oscar Mayer corp

    by Jerika
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  • Good night
    don't let the bed bugs bite
    if they do
    take ur shoe
    and beat then black and blue

    by chris
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  • Days will pass by and no will smell you or see you they will not even know you are gone Intel the day they ask if you have any dirty clothes to wash.

    by xXsebastianXx
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  • ~I don't know what that word means, but that's what you are!~

    by MCR_groupie
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  • ( if you burp)

    pardon me for being rude it was not me it was my food it just popped up to say hello and now it's gone back down below..

    i heard it from my dad and had to put it on here!

    by aisyned
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  • Hey there funny lookin' kid. Why do you have bubbles in your glasses?

    by :) Optimism is a healthy part to life (:
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  • Oh! santa i have been good all thruogh year
    now its your turn to make me cheer.

    by chavii
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  • He who poos must wipe butt.

    by John Sandlin
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  • The call me coffee cuase i grind so fine

    by ariana
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  • To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times
    the speed of sound.

    At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame
    instantaneously.

    by theRookienamedKate
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