He who poos must wipe butt.

~I don't know what that word means, but that's what you are!~

Hey there funny lookin' kid. Why do you have bubbles in your glasses?

Hands on duty talk to the booty

( if you burp)

pardon me for being rude it was not me it was my food it just popped up to say hello and now it's gone back down below..

i heard it from my dad and had to put it on here!

I wish you a happy lunch!!!

My bologna has a 1st name its OSCAR!

My bologna has a 2nd name its MAYER!

Oh I love to eat it everyday!

And if you ask what ill say!!

Cause Oscar Mayer has away with

BOLOGNA!

Oscar Mayer corp

The call me coffee cuase i grind so fine

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I should die before I wake
I pray the Lord my toys to break
(so the other kids can't play with 'em)

Good night
don't let the bed bugs bite
if they do
take ur shoe
and beat then black and blue

Days will pass by and no will smell you or see you they will not even know you are gone Intel the day they ask if you have any dirty clothes to wash.