I dont care how cool or nerdy you are, whenever you had an etch-a-sketch and shook it up to clean it up you looked like an idiot while shaking it

Love is like a new diaper
for a while it feels good and fresh
but eventually it really stinks!!!!

love JMB2

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a mail-order catalogue

Row row row your boat
gently down the stream
push your friend right over the edge
and listen to them scream:)

.....muhahaha.........;)

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

[ H o m e w o r k ]
They say that it's there to help us learn.
But I say it's the teacher's revenge
for being trapped in that room for an hour with us

Please honk if youre about to run me over.

Q.WHAT DID CAKE SAY TO KNIFE?????
A. YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME????
LOL

If we're not supposed to take candy from stranger, then wuts halloween all about?
~~~think about it~~~

You're not fat. You're hot. I only said you were fat so you would give me your pizza --Eric, Boy Meets World