Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

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  • My PoKemOn Bringz
    All The Boiz To The Yard
    N Dey Lyk Its Betta Den Urz
    DaYuM Rii
    It's Betta den urz
    I can Beat Chu
    Cuz I Have CharAzArD!!!

    by C
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  • Now that I think about it... Who DID marry the Muffin Man?!

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  • It all started when he hit me back.

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  • You're not fat. You're hot. I only said you were fat so you would give me your pizza --Eric, Boy Meets World

    by Renee
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  • Im the type of girl that can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but screams at the top of my lungs when the waffles pop out of the toaster.

    by Shauna
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  • Teenagers express a burning desire to be different by dressin exactly alike

    by Katie
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  • When u get hurt, and someone holds up 3 fingers and asks "how many fingers am i holding up" u just want to say "im hurt not stupid"

    by Michely
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  • Sure, we act like immature idiots sometimes
    But at least we're having fun

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  • Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

    *Michelle*

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