When life hands your lemons, paint them your favorite color, and throw them at random people.

I know thats what I did when no one would buy lemonade from my lemonade stand. Good times...good times..

When u get hurt, and someone holds up 3 fingers and asks "how many fingers am i holding up" u just want to say "im hurt not stupid"

If we're not supposed to take candy from stranger, then wuts halloween all about?
~~~think about it~~~

Teenagers express a burning desire to be different by dressin exactly alike

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

*Michelle*

GOD MADE MUD GOD MADE DIRT GOD MADE GUYZ SO GIRLZ CAN FLIRT!!!!!!!

God made men first cuz u alwayz need a rough draft before the the masterpiece

*•.•»¦«´¨`PeOpLe wHo DoNt KnOw mE tHiNk I'm QuIeT...pEoPlE WhO dO kNoW Me WiSh I wAs´¨`»¦«•.• *

"you might think I'm crazy keeping my head in the clouds but how would you know what's real and what's not if you keep your feet on the ground?"©Nouna(i did not write)

.the voice told me.
.'smile and be happy for it might get worse'.
.and i smiled.
.and i was happy.
.and it did get worse.