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....i'll piss on your taco.... |
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Life is like a box of chocolates.... |
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"everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film." |
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? |
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Alcohol doesnt make you fat... it makes you Lean... on tables, chairs, random ugly people, the floor.... |
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"I am starting to hate my own creation!,,, |
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Cry me a river build me a bridge n then get the fcuk ova it |
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You aint drunk unless you holdin on ta the floor so you dont fall |
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Its Better To |
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Remember the good times laugh at the bad think of me and you wont be sad. |