Funny Quotes About Life

Sort by : 
  • Arms are for hugging
    boys are for kissing
    slt are for dissing
    and best friends are for when the boy is kissing the slt and all you really need is a hug

    :)

    0 0
  • My innner child is tied up with a chocolate chip cookie stuffed in her tiny mouth.

    by Allie
    0 0
  • I am 100% Positive that I have always been 100% Negative about everything

    0 0
  • Boyz are like purses they are cute, full of crap, and replacable!!!

    0 0
  • My daughter was going to give you the gift of her virgininity tonight. would you be ever so kind and decline?

    by thing3
    0 0
  • Not acknowledging the elephant in the middle of the room is what we do best

    by thing3
    0 0
  • Hola. I'm new on here.

    by Jose
    0 0
  • Life's tough, get a helmet.

    0 0
  • For parents, there are few things more annoying than teenagers. And for teenagers there are few things more annoying than parents. So how come there are so many teen parents these days?

    0 0
  • Never be ashamed of the person you are. Other people will do that for you.

    0 0